FOLKS, WE INTERUPT OUR WEEKLY REPORT TO BRING YOU SOME IMPORTANT NEWS

First: Contrary to popular belief a certain "tree" did NOT, I repeat NOT, fool around with a certain mrs. greenburg...What was thought as infidelity in action was merely a jovial celebration of New Years which was enjoyed by all 10 people in the room...if anyone has any doubts email me and I will set your straight: you untrusting bastard!

Next: Five new colors for the iMac, and a New Tower for the G3's, and brand new TV commercials that take the high production cost / sublty genre to a new level (thats sarcasm)

also....did anyone realize that yesterday was tuesday? Its a conspiracy I swear.

I woke up ready to head to Calculus at 11:45, which I have every Monday, but before that I called a friend to see if he had lugged his supplies down to the architecture building. He said he didn't see me in history which was odd, I thought, because I have history on Tuesdays.

So I missed my first history class of the semester...But thats ok because to slides were shown evidently...fun fun fun!

Also...spin doctors at microsoft are really going out on a limb now...The reason that Windoze 2000 is yet agian being pushed back waaaaayyyy behind schedule (it was supposed to be NT 5.0 and released in '98) is none other than "quality control" Jesus it must be tough being Microsoft: Come out with buggy product oafter buggy product and now they are really being presured to come up with a decent one....where evidently time does not matter....I predict....It will still have some bugs, incompatibility issues will run rampant, and it will be huge, requiring 100 MB of RAM for the OS alone, at least a 500 mhz pentium II processor, and fits in a tiddy package of three CD ROMS...we shall see...if the dream of Microsoft makes it to the shelves by 2000.....hell I would take all the pressure of and call it windoze200